ZACH PARISE!!! IS THE CAPTAIN OF THE DEVILS!!!
Is this a move we're excited about more because he's ridiculously good-looking than his actual leadership skills?
Is this also a good move for the Devils going forward and taking the steps to hopefully entice Zachy to stay in the N-E-W Jerz?
Doesn't matter what you believe because we're still excited about this signing. Really, really excited.
So excited that we are going to do a mini-pic-spam...
this picture was taken by dropping and rolling through the racks...just kidding, it ain't ours
so emo in this picture it isn't even funny
aw from the Young Stars game, wow that was a long time ago...
this picture makes us feel so patriotic
Coach Wilson is not amused...
they really have to stop showing their bromance so much
dudes, your bromance is showing
go ahead, laugh, you're still good-looking
America, heck yeah
this made us feel like America was worth cheering for...
ahhhhhhhh oooovaries aaaahhhhhhh
get it, boys
more Olympic/Worlds pictures...still love America
he makes curling sexay
oh, in case you were wondering what you need to know to stalk him
Hope you enjoyed this!