Go ahead, say it...'WTF, gurl. What you picking Tootoo for? Well, there are quite a few good reasons...
He's gorgeous. He's brave. He's tough. He's sensitive. He's been to Hell And Back. And he's 1000% unique - there's NOBODY ELSE LIKE HIM in the League. A true original!
- from Mouthguard
We couldn't ask for a better recommendation.
I am Jordin Tootoo.
I know, I know. Try to keep yo panties on, ladies.
For this date we are going to go to my favorite camping ground in Northern Canada, waaaaaaay up North.
So North that your iPhone won't have any idea where it is.
We set up the tent that I brought. It comfortably fits two so we don't have to touch (unless you want to, of course).
After that is done, I show you how to fish the Inuit way.
Because I'm cool like that.
And I eat whale with ketchup. Yeah, I said it. And you will love it.
When it gets dark, we set up a fire and I tell you the stories my grandfather told me when I was younger. They're (purposely) scary and I let you scoot closer as the night falls.
Then we retire to the tent where the magic happens or something like that.
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