Just kidding, we have other news...
- We suggest that you watch this video and take in the awesomeness that is Mike Richards' home and Cabbie being Cabbie.
We also really like Mikey's dog. He looks so cute.
(thanks to Grace and MouthGuard for the link)
- Seems there's no such thing as Dry Island after all in Philadelphia. The players still get drunk at football games and get caught drunk-dancing on the Jumbo-tron.
- And last, it also seems that Max Talbot has found the women of Philadelphia and they have found him.
- The Oilers waived four players and Gilbert Brule was among them. This is disappointing.
- RED ALERT: Sean Avery was put on waivers!!! Uh, no one cares? That's what we thought.
- The Maple Leafs acquired David Steckel from the Devils for a fourth-round pick in the fourth round.
- Winnipeg Jets signed Mark Scheifele to an entry-level deal. Yayz.