(If we insult anyone here then we apologize. A little bit at least. It's all a joke anyway.)
Before the season begins, everyone who joins a fantasy hockey league worries about the players they should pick. Like who will break out this season and who will be consistent.
Well, ever worry about who will be a dud? We do and that's why we made up this list of players we think will be duds for one reason or another.
Top Ten: Players Not To Pick For Your Fantasy Team
10. Drew Doughty
the SOB hasn't signed yet, how dare he? We're mad at him still.
09. Sidney Crosby
who knows when he will be back, we don't trust him
08. Jonathan Toews
he hates children, dogs and old people...everyone knows that
07. Gary Roberts
for some reason, he's lazy and we don't think ready for the season
06. Taylor Hall
all that hockey hair weighs him down
05. Paul Bissonnette
he's too busy Tweeting his BFF Dan Carcillo
04. Eric Tangradi
more concerned with Cheesecake Factory and chocolate than actually scoring goals
03. Jason Spezza
he's still lost without Dany Heatley
02. Dustin Byfuglien
he was arrested for operating a boat while being intoxicated, he ain't too sharp
01. Ryan Whitney
Noodles picks him every year and he breaks her heart, stay far, far away
And that's our list.