Evgenia sent us one of the best emails about the trades that needed to be made this month.
She had to trade Niklas Hjalmarsson for Niklas Kronwall and this is the email we received from her:
It is with a heavy heart that I must do what I am about to do.
I wish to announce a trade...
Team Evgenia would like to trade Chicago Blackhawks' defenseman Niklas Hjalmarsson for defenseman Niklas Kronwall of the Detroit Red Wings.
"Niklas Hjalmarsson has been an unbelievable asset to my team in the past. However, his girlfriend is so freaking annoying that I believe it has affected his ability to play effectively. As a result, I was forced to cut ties. I would like to go on record saying that Niklas is an amazing man and will do great things in the future, but this is a business (personal) decision. His girlfriend was too much for our organization to handle."
Niklas Hjalmarsson's agent has not returned our phone call. Although his annoying ass biotch tweeted, "@TeamEvgenia: He's better off without you. At least he still has me with my fake brunette hair and shopping bills. #hockeygfsrock"
GM Response: Suck it bitch! You's a hoe. :-)
We want to send out every email like this to all of you when you make trades. Or if we have suggestions on who to trade.
Hope you enjoyed this as much as we did.