Jumat, 25 November 2011

Date Night Friday: Kris Versteeg

We know this date has been done before (sort of) in the Double Date feature we had a while back but he's worth it to be visited again.

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What's up, ladies? How are you this evening? My name is Kris Versteeg but you can call me 'Verbeauty' or 'Sexyface' is also good.


Anyway, I am pretty confident that this date will be amazing.

First up is dinner which I think should be at a nice Italian place where we can get some chicken and pasta and wine.


The owner approaches the table after recognizing me. "Will you sing a little song for us, Verbeauty? I think it will be great if you did."

I say 'no' the first few times but eventually consent. I get up on stage and serenade you with a rendition of LMFAO 'Sexy and I know it' which always gets the ladies going.


It isn't hot in the restaurant, it is me. I apologize for the amazingness blowing you away.


After dinner, we go to this great bar that I heard of. Inside, we commandeer two stools and order drinks. Then we talk about everything while slowly getting drunker and drunker.

The dance floor calls to us and we make a scene dancing in the middle of the floor doing the dougie and the shuffle and the running man among other moves.


I start serenading you halfway through our millionth drinks and you're loving it. That's when it's time for the cab back to my place

...if you want of course...


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Well, did you like this date with Mr. Versteeg?

Are you into going back to his place after the date?

Let us know either here or in the votes!

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