First thing is first, Guess That Hair was Kevin Bieksa. You should be able to tell by the elf ear.
In honor of Mr. Steven Stamkos's recent re-signing with the Lightning, we shall date him because we are shallow and lonely and the kid needs a good dating.
Hey ladies, I am Steven Stamkos.
If you're gonna date me you better get my name right. It's Steven, not Steve like my less fortunate bromance partner, Steve Downie.
Anyway, back to the date. So our date will start out at the Tampa Bay Rays batting practice. Because I know that you cannot resist my butt in those baseball pants.
And I really, really like baseball.
After meeting a few players and chatting a bit and hitting a few baseballs, we take our leave.
We end up at this really great hole-in-the-wall authentic Mexican restaurant where we get all you can eat tacos and giant margaritas.
I'm a little tipsy by the end of the meal and clumsily try to kiss you.
So do you help poor Steven out and give him a proper kiss or do you let him hang because he just isn't what you're looking for?
As always, it's your decision.