Kamis, 11 Agustus 2011

One-A-Day: Vancouver Canucks

Vancouver Canucks







What a whirlwind year for the Canucks. They were first in everything, literally everything.



They should have hashtagged everything they did with #winning.



When the play offs rolled around, they had a first round match-up with the Chicago Blackhawks. It was their demons to overcome to get into the second round. We don't want to say that it was easy after that but it kind of was.





No one was surprised that the Canucks made it to the Finals so it was actually nice to see the Presidents Trophy winner do something with their lives.





We can see the Canucks doing some damage again this season and post season. They have basically the same team with little change but we all know how fickle the play offs can be.



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General Manager - Mike Gillis



Coach - Alain Vigneault





Team Captain - uh, Henrik Sedin? Is that right? (just kidding)



Player(s) everyone should love - Kevin Bieksa



if you've been following us then you know how much we absolutely love this human being



Player we don’t love - Roberto Luongo because it's easy



Who they got - Byron Bitz, Alexander Sulzer, Andrew Ebbett, Marco Sturm & Mike Mancari



Who they lost - Alexandre Bolduc, Rick Rypien, Tanner Glass, Raffi Torres & Jeff Tambellini



Located at - Rogers Arena





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Hotness level - 4



We have a feeling that we're going to get filleted for this but to us, the Canucks are only a four because of personal taste.



We gave half-points to Mason Raymond and Keith Ballard. Then a point each to Kevin Bieksa, Christopher Tanev and Ryan Kesler.



If you don't agree then we're sorry.

Rabu, 10 Agustus 2011

One-A-Day: Edmonton Oilers

Edmonton Oilers







Hi, Oilers. Remember us? We're the fans that love you no matter what.



For some reason, we've always liked the underdog. We've always had an affinity for the team that tried their damnedest but somehow came up short.



We respect a team like that. And we've been saying it for three years but someday and some season, this will be it. This will be the season that they make the play offs and this is the season that Ales Hemsky plays a full season.



Guess all we can do is hope.



As hockey fans we cannot wait to see Taylor Hall and Jordan Eberle and Magnus Paajarvi play again. We can't wait to see the Oilers play tough hockey together and become this season's Goonies.





As hockey fans we just want the best for the Pilers because they're a good team and we can see that they're just on the cusp of greatness. If they all hold up physically and can actually score goals/stop them.



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General Manager - Steve Tambellini





Coach - Tom Renney



Team Captain - Shawn Horcoff



Player(s) everyone should love - Magnus Paajarvi & Linus Omark



yes they come as a package, duh



Player we don’t love - Tom Gilbert



Who they got - Andy Sutton, Darcy Hordichuk, Eric Belanger, Ryan Smyth, Cam Barker & Ben Eager





Who they lost - Andrew Cogliano, Steve MacIntyre, Jeff Deslauriers, JF Jacques, Jim Vandermeer, Sheldon Souray & Jason Strudwick



Located at - Rexall Place



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Hotness level - 8



If you want a mathematical equation...



(1)One point for Eric Belanger's faceoff skillz and general badass-ness

(2)One point for the Swedes

(3)One point for the bromance of Taylor Hall and Jordan Eberle

(4)One point for Ryan Whitney (in some circles he could be a detriment but he's funny and adorably snarky)

(5)One point for Ales Hemsky's English skillz

(6)One point for Ladislav Smid's toothless smile

(7)One point for Sam Gagner and his ears

(8)The last point for Devan Dubnyk's sense of humor



That equals 8 so add it up, beetches.

Selasa, 09 Agustus 2011

One-A-Day: Minnesota Wild

Minnesota Wild





And you thought that the San Jose Sharks were a changed team. Chuck Fletcher really let fly this offseason, trading everyone within a fifty-mile radius and some for even draft picks.



We're not knocking his style but it's a lot of change in such a short amount of time. We can only hope for Wild fans that this is a good strategy.





Gone is Brent Burns. Gone is Andrew Brunette. Gone is Martin Havlat. Gone is James Sheppard. Gone is Todd Richards.



In is Dany Heatley. In is Devin Setoguchi. In is draft picks. In is Mike Yeo.



We are extremely intrigued to see Yeo in the hot seat now as the Wild coach. It's going to be interesting to see what he can do as a head coach.



This is a team that's being built for now and for scoring. Finally. We've always wondered what the Wild would need to become a scoring team. It might be fun watching them this season.



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General Manager - Chuck Fletcher





Coach - Mike Yeo



Team Captain - Mikko Koivu





Player(s) everyone should love - Clayton Stoner...we featured him on DNF for a reason



Player we don’t love - Dany Heatley





Who they got - Dany Heatley, Devin Setoguchi, Darroll Powe & Mike Lundin



Who they lost - Brent Burns, Martin Havlat, James Sheppard, Patrick O'Sullivan, Chuck Kobasew, Cam Barker, Andrew Brunett, Jose Theodore & John Madden



Located at - Xcel Energy Center





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Hotness level - 5



The Wild aren't terribly ugly or unfortunate looking but they are not beauty queens by any stretch of the imagination.



We gave a point for Stoner, another for Kyle 'Hot' Brodziak, another point for Nick Schultz and the last two points for how awesome Mikko Koivu is and if he was on a team that got any national recognition then he would be at every All Star game.

Top Ten: Is It October Yet?

We had quite a few readers ask us what we do over the summer while waiting for October to get here.



Oh, if they only knew what we did...





Top Ten: Is It October Yet?



10. troll the prospect camp in Pittsburgh





09. NHL Network all day every day



08. One-A-Day team previews



07. repeat viewings of 'Miracle', 'The Mighty Ducks', 'Slapshot' 'Mystery, Alaska' & 'Youngblood'





06. writing up things like The Bad NHL Boys Club Part Deux and pleading for the NHL to have helmet-less shootouts



05. counting down the days until Bob Errey's in our lives again





04. Traverse City Prospect Tournament



03. researching the best players to pick for our fantasy team





02. training camps and preseason games in September



01. sleep







Hope this answers all of your questions.

Senin, 08 Agustus 2011

One-A-Day: Colorado Avalanche

Colorado Avalanche







Man, the Colorado Avalanche.



Slowly ripping our hearts out one season at a time. The fact that they had the second-overall pick in 2011, not from a trade, just says it all.



We love the Avalanche. They're like a team of misfits that you just can't help but cheer on every game.



The team is one that doesn't know how to quit and will never stop just because they're behind.



That's the kind of team we love.



The 2011-2012 season will be an interesting one.



Adam Foote retired at the end of the regular season. There was the huge trade that landed them Erik Johnson.



Then the rash of injuries took over, which included Matt Duchene and Paul Stastny. Then there was the trade for Semyon Varlamov.



These things are a positive if you look at them in the right light. There's an opportunity for another, younger captain. And Varlamov could be the goaltender that they've been looking for.



There are a lot of questions heading into this season but we have faith in the boys in Denver to get things done and have a successful season.



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General Manager - Greg Sherman





Coach - Joe Sacco



Team Captain - no one yet



Player(s) everyone should love - Matt Duchene and his Twitter account







Player we don’t love - Ryan O'Byrne because he reminds us of a doofus



Who they got - Shane O'Brien, Jan Hejda, Chuck Kobasew, JS Giguere & Semyon Varlamov



Who they lost - Philippe Dupuis, Brian Elliott, Tomas Fleischman & Peter Budaj



Located at - Pepsi Center







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Hotness level - 8



We were blogging at our grandma's house and asked her to rate the Avalanche based on how many she thought were good-looking. She gave us an 8 because



"Oh, I really like that Erik Johnson fellow. He seems like a wholesome boy. And #9, he was at the All Star game, I remember him. They all seem so attractive. If I had to rate on a scale then I would have to say an eight because they're all good-looking."



Thanks, Grandma. She always knows the right answer for everything in life.

Minggu, 07 Agustus 2011

One-A-Day: Calgary Flames

written by Kylie

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Calgary Flames



Sigh. As a Flames fan, the 2010-11 season was a bit of a letdown. The start of the season was an utter disaster, seeing the boys from Calgary get shutout twice in their first three games. In that same time span, Raitis Ivanans, Rene Bourque and Adam Pardy were lost to injury, while the top line was held scoreless. Bad times.

The struggles continued, and although the Flames ended 2010 with three consecutive wins, they sat in 14th place heading into 2011. Things started to look up when heading into the All-Star break, Calgary was riding a four-game win streak and just two points out of a playoff spot. After the break, the Flames went on a 7-0-1 run that kept them in the playoff picture and culminated with Miikka Kiprusoff’s 250th win as a Calgary Flame.

The Flames hosted the Habs at McMahon Stadium in February for the 2011 Heritage Classic. The ugly stepsister of the Winter Classic was played in front of 41,022 fans who braved wind chills as low as−6 °F. The Flames did not disappoint, winning 4-0 and giving Kiprusoff the honor of being the first goaltender in NHL history to record a shutout at an outdoor game.


In early March, the Flames moved into 5th place in the West. Soon after, Jarome Iginla scored his 30th goal of the season, becoming the 10th player in NHL history to score at least 30 goals in 10 consecutive seasons. On March 15, Jay Bouwmeester, the NHL's active ironman leader, broke the league record for consecutive games played by a defenseman when he appeared in his 496th consecutive game. He last missed a game in the 2003–04.

The wheels started to fall off as March went on, and the Flames found themselves one point out of eighth place. Despite being on the outside looking in, they got a much-need boost when Daymond Langkow returned to action on April 1. It was Langkow's first game in over a year after suffering a cracked vertebra in his neck late in the 2009–10 season. The 3–2 victory found Iginla reaching the 1,000th point benchmark, as he was involved in all three goals scored evening.


I spent many a nights falling asleep to Flames radio broadcasts, holding on to hope that they would make the playoffs, but alas, fell short. (If you have a Smartphone, download the TuneIn radio app. Best $1.99 you’ll ever spend) Games in hand did them in and they weren’t able to catch up.

Because the Flames didn’t make the playoffs, I’ll highlight some of the other awesome things that did happen:

• In November, Curtis Glencross scored the 10,000th goal in franchise history
dating back to the founding of the Atlanta Flames in 1972.
• In January, the Flames played their 3,000th game.
• Forward Craig Conroy played his 1,000th game before retiring mid season.
• Jarome Iginla scored his 500th career assist in January


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General Manager - Jay Feaster

Head Coach - Brent Sutter

Team Captain - Jarome Iginla


Player(s) everyone should love - Miikka Kiprusoff, Jarome Iginla, dorky Jay Bouwmeester and his glasses.



Player(s) we don’t love - Olli Jokinen

I love the Finns, but he just scares me.

Who they got:
The headline, “Free agency likely to yield more second-tier players” appeared on the Flames website on June 30. Although referring to the shallow UFA pool this year, it also was a bit of foreshadowing for the Flames. Jay Feaster didn’t do too much to bulk up the Flames in terms of notable names. Instead, he went the route of adding several AHL-caliber guys that will most likely see most of their time spent in Abbotsford. Also signed, was Christ Butler, who is expected to compete for a spot with the big club.

Who they lost:
Highly touted prospect, Tim Erixon, Robyn Regehr, Adam Pardy and Ales Kotalik

Located at:
Scotiabank (formerly Pengrowth) Saddledome


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Hotness level – 6.5
Ok, so the Calgary Flames aren’t the best looking team, but they’re also not the worst. Jarome Iginla, , Cory Sarich and Rene Bourque definitely do raise their stock a little. I also have to give some points to Miikka Kiprusoff’s creepy/crazy/amazing eyes

Sabtu, 06 Agustus 2011

One-A-Day: Phoenix Coyotes

Phoenix Coyotes



After a very, very exciting July 1st, it seems as though Mr. Maloney has cooled the engines on the trades/signing mobile.

He re-signed Keith Yandle to a steal of a deal, or seems so after the Shea Weber arbitration award, and then proceeded to sign a million players on the first day of free agency.


The Coyotes are a different team now than they were just a few shorts months ago. It seems like a good thing considering how the past two post-seasons went for the team.

This past post-season, the Coyotes were swept by the Detroit Red Wings. From the first game on, things didn't look good for the team. And the season before they lost in seven games.


But things change and now that Nashville has finally made it out of the first round, maybe it's the Coyotes turn to do it.

Anything you can do I can do better.

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General Manager - Don Maloney

Coach - Dave Tippett

Team Captain - Shane Doan


Player(s) everyone should love - Oliver Ekman-Larsson

he has two last names, he's Swedish and he's a defenseman...what's not to like?

Player we don’t love - it's always gonna be Raffi Torres

Who they got - Justin Pogge, Kyle Chipchura, Nathan Oystrick, Curtis McElhinney, Alex Bolduc, Boyd Gordon, Raffi Torres & Mike Smith

Who they lost - Andrew Ebbett, Eric Belanger, Vernon Fiddler & Ed Jovanoski

Located at - Jobing.com Arena (for now)


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Hotness level - 5

The Coyotes have improved over the season but not by much. We think that with some of the players signed were hit-or-miss in the looks department but that's how it goes. The addition of Boyd Gordon and Mike Smith helps but we deducted two points for Torres alone. We are cruel, cruel beetches.