In Honor Of The Norris Trophy Nominees

The Norris Trophy nominees were announced today and it's the usual suspects with Chara and Lidstrom and SHEA WEBER, WHAT?! IS THAT WHAT IT SAYS?!

*THUNK*

Noodles has fainted. That's why we have more than one writer on here.

Anyway, in honor of this momentous occasion (and the elimination heard 'round the world last night) we are giving you, our faithful readers, a Shea Weber picspam.

We lovingly call him Bitch because he has perfected the bitch-face and just has that aura about him. And we love it. Just be careful because these pictures can cause symptoms of deep infatuation and obsession.

Don't say we didn't warn ya.


Our third favorite captain.


MouthGuard gave us this pic and it's such a skank face it's amazing


dumbfounded


unf


he's not my boyfriend...oh wait, yes he kinda is


ripped from our television set last season


see, told you they were BFFs


we would golf if he made us


goal celebrations!


team curling


'09 All Star


we think this is from '05 when he played for Canada at the WJC


ROOKIE PIC!


one-punch Weber


creeping around that wall


oh hai there


game-action


*gulp*


because Colin Wilson is freakin' hilarious


We are not responsible for any images causing sudden heart palpitations or a change in team allegiance. It's his face's fault, the bitch is just too good-looking and badass for the world to handle.